I have to make a really, really stupid funny about something. It's this little device called a Stud Finder. Stud Finders help you locate wood studs in your wall so that you may hang a 150 pound mirror without later being crushed beneath it during an ominously overdue earthquake.
Stud Finder: Not *just* the world's premiere manly playmate network anymore.
Okay. Got it out of my system.